EIGO fantasy

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8/28 up dated

2 chapter 『VS enigmatic man』

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It happened suddenly.

I warped E-world.

「What's up!?」

I am Japanese nice gay.

however, I am speaking EIGO now.

「Uh-huh...I can speak EIGO a little...but I speak EIGO now...what's going on?」

I confused very much.

my mind dance exciting now.

anyway, I can't see anything. my sightseeing is very dark. OSAKI MAKKURA.

OMOWAZU I shout.

「What the hell!」

this time! somebody said somewords.

「Bullshit！ this world isn't hell!」

「Whoooooooo!?」

I was surprised very much!

SOKUZANI I turn around for voice spot...I was surprised very much twice!!

there is a beautiful girl.

and...very nice body!!!! unbelievable!! thank you BUDDA!

the girl's legs are greatest-splendid!!

you imagine two white DAIKONs had been painted NISU.

that is shining.

that is tempting.

that is...Oh! I cum...!!

「Hey! why you put up a tent!?」

this reason is very simple.

「Because I have no eyes for woman's legs...hahaha」

「Oh...you perverted...」

I bother one point.

(Why she omits Be-DOUSI?)

suddenly she said.

「Cuz I native!」

「Oh!? read my mind!?」

「Yes! cuz I god! native god!」

「NANMAIDA...」

OMOWAZU I pray her.

YAGATE she said.

「You chosen by me」

「Chosen...? what mean?」

「『chosen』 is 『chose』 changed KAKOBUNNSI」

「I　knowed!! I have EIKEN JYUN 2KYUU!!」

「Past story」

「...」

I can't say back somewords.

YAGATE native god said.

「You have to go to MAOUJHOU as soon as possible」

「MAOUJHOU? why?」

「Cuz there is MAOU. he doing bad working on time now」

「Uh-huh...but I am just japanese nice gay」

「No problem. I gift cheat power for you」

「OK, let's do this」

「Story tempo is good. appreciate」

「Common...I want to get cheat power for MUSOU」

YAGATE god point me her finger.

...oh!?

her finger is shining now! like E.T!

OMOWAZU I said.

「OUTIE　DENWA...?」

「Shut up!!　I concentration now!!」

「Uh-huh...」

YAGATE she scream!

「TEEEEEI!!」

shining flash!!

all over the world is blinding like PORIGON's flash.

「Woooooo!!」

...

6 seconds later.

NANTOMONAINODE I ask her.

「I got a cheat power...?」

「May be l think so」

「Huh...well, so what will I doing?」

she makes mysterious smile like MONA-RIZA.

「You have to go to DEKAIMACHI-town . you should get equip nice weapon and nice armor in DEKAIMACHI-town」

「DEKAIMACHI-town...OK I learned. but how go to?」

she makes mysterious smile like OONISHI YUKA.

「I can warp you. remember when you came time on this place」

「Uh-huh」

I understanded for her power.

she is very SUGOI God.

YAGATE she said.

「Mind ready?」

「Every seconds I OK」

the shine happened her finger.

I think she try to warp me E-world.

Full power DE she said.

「Please save my E-world...TEEEEI!!」

「Woooooo!!」

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SONNAWAKEDE I warped E-world.

「Uh-huh...」

my sightseeing is very clear.

look!! green green grasses is here!

「Very green! like wash my mind!! and my seeing power grow up may be!!」

I enjoyed this sightseeing.

YAGATE I discover town...but too far.

when my eyes dieted GIRIGIRI can look.

「There is DEKAIMACHI-town May be...OK let's go!」

But!!!!

this time!!!!

suddenly!!!!!

town explosion!!!!!!!!!

K(・)A(・)B(・)O(・)O(・)O(・)O(・)M(・)!(・)!(・)

「Woooooo!? what happen!?」

suddenly! enigmatic man is approaching fast!

「Uh-huh!?」

approaching enigmatic man said!

「That town has been deleted」

「What!?」

R(・)M(・)B(・)L(・) (・)R(・)M(・)B(・)L(・) (・)R(・)M(・)B(・)L(・) (・)R(・)M(・)B(・)L(・)...

to be continued...coming soon!!

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2021/8/28 coming soon is here!!

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2 chapter 『VS enigmatic man』

enigmatic man deleted DEKAIMACHI-town.

who is enigmatic man？

I don't know...but I think that man is bad gay mey be.

SONNAWAKEDE I said.

「DEKAIMACHI-town was exploded!! your SIWAZA!?」

「Yes my SIWAZA, that was easyer than screwed a baby's hand!!」

enigmatic man spoke enigmaticly with a enigmatic smile.

that is enigmatest!!

I said.

「Oh...you aren't bad gay...you are badest gay!!」

「NANTODEMO said. I did Mr-MAOU's order, that enough, no up no down」

「MAOU!? Uh...my head's MAMEDENKYUU light!! you are MAOU's servant!!」

when enigmatic man heard my vice, the man's KANNIN-bag exploded!!

「Servant!? EEEF!! you are 4 ban F words!! I am Mr-MAOU's right arm!!」

his angry-hair sting sky. it is true.

「OK,I learned. don't say F words」

「Yes I don't. but I have to kill you」

「Uh-huh... because, that is MAOU's order?」

「year!! you had gifted power from god. don't you? Mr-MAOU is knowing DAITAI things」

「huh...by the way, If MAOU ordered die you, you die?」

「Kid's kidding!! kick ass kicky!!」

I spend thinking time. I spoke after this event .

「『kicky』...? sorry. I don't know this word...」

「Stupid gay die!!」

「wooo!?」

right arm get close me!! very fast!!

right arm is having power to deleted the town.

I'm so scared very much!! help me BUDDA!! as soon as possible!!

but my pray didn't reached to GOKURAKU.

TOUTOU right arm reached my eyes and nose front.

（I will die without knowing 『kicky』 mean...）

death is approaching.

end of my life is get closer.

at that time, true thinking often appearance.

（l should have studied more...for many things!! l want to knowing for world!!）

this time!!　

shine happened my hands!!

「han!!??」

right arm stopped doing.

「what a...」

I don't know what is going.

but, I try to my wish to believe hand's shining.

「woooooo!!」

when I concentrated to my hand, the shine get stronger!!

right arm saw them, he was surprised.

「Is that... cheat power's shine!? did you awaken!?」

all over the world!!

shiny shines happened!!!

MABUSHII!!

1 second later!!

when the shiny shines vanished, big black book was falling down

from sky!! near my front!

we are surprised very much!!

「Huh!?」

I pick up that quickly like quick-man.

「Oh...Is this god's gift!?」

The black book is dictionary...so!! it is 『genius EIWA dictionary』!!!!

「Oh!! 5th edition!! very black!! coolish!!」

「what a...」

right arms confused yet.

this is chance time. don't you?

I flip a page for searching 『K』 line.

「Eureka!! 『kicky』 means 『very funny』!! Uh-huh, right arm said 『kick ass kicky』...it means 『very very very funny』!！I gotcha!!」

5 seconds later.

「satisfaction?」

「huh?」

「Using dictionary is nice doing...but It is no means in this situation」

「ha!!」

speaking things of right arm is right.

「Was that a cheat power? haha, enough not scared!!」

「Uh-huh...」

「Dictionary is not useful in this situation...haha!!」

「Woo...」

I repeat right arm's said in my mind.

『dictionary is not useful this situation』

.......Is it right?

this time...electric wave ran my back!!

I think!!

（dictionary is not exist just for to search word!!!）

I think the value to try is here.

「hey gay!!」

「Han?」

「Dictionary is...very useful!!」

I concentrate to my hands.

so, the shine happened.

right arm makes USURA-smile

「it's just tea-keeper!! no mean!!」

「Is my doing tea-keeper? your eyes DE research!!」

I concentrated full power!!

so, shine was get stronger twice!

I shout!!!!

「Appearanced!! thousand 『genius EIWA dictionary』!! on right arm sky!! 」

this time!!

many many TAKUSAN dictionary is happened above him!!

「Fa!?」

dictionary is following gravity, so fall out.

that is hit-front, don't you?

「you have to swim ocean of words!!」

exciting word squall attacked him.

this situation is same for you, don't you?

P(・)O(・)W(・) (・)P(・)O(・)W(・) (・)P(・)O(・)W(・) (・)P(・)O(・)W(・) (・)P(・)O(・)W(・)

「Uvoaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!」

right arm screamed like KOUTEI.

to be continued...coming soon!!