Chapter 2, sorry it's out of order!
Chapter 2
“Oh. My. Me.”
I opened my eyes, hoping to see the source of the voice.
“Oh. MY. ME.”
No use, everything was black. Maybe he stabbed my eyes too so now I’m blind? Am I in the hospital?
“Wait a sec, my bad.” the voice spoke for a third time. His tone sounded like an excited fan. “Ok, try blinking again”
I did as I was told. As I opened my eyes bright lights and colors returned. I looked around and a vast world circled slowly below me. “Ooo this is so exciting, I can’t believe I’m meeting you for the first time, Daddy”
Daddy? What the hell? I’m still a virgin, no way I’m someone’s daddy. I looked again for the source of the voice and this time I was greeted by the sight of a young man donning a lavender robe. His presence seemed familiar yet I knew I never met him before.
“Yes, well I’m not sure if Daddy is the right word. Maybe creator is better? In any case I’m Tezuka, the God of this world. Your world.”
What.
“I’m sure you know how this all works. You did create me and Fullbahm after all. You’ll basically get to live in your own paradise now!”
Tezuka? Fullbahm? Those are names from my light novel series. As I looked more closely at the world below me, I could see the outlines of land match perfectly with the maps I drew for the series. “Wait is this all real? Do I just get a second chance?” I asked Tezuka.
“Yea basically. Honestly I thought you’d be less surprised given that you came up with this plot.”
“But in my plot, it wasn’t me. It was Hiro. And he had OP healing powers, and a shield, and a smartphone! Where’s my stuff? This better not be a shitty version of Re: Zero and I get fucked up a billion times. Well I guess having Ram would be nice.”
“Ok first up, your Ram is shit. Rem is best girl, we all know that. And as you know, Hiro defeated the demon lord 1 year ago. All of his stuff was buried with him after he died in the final clash. You never wrote about what would happen to a second reincarnated person, so I guess you get nothing. But you know this world better than anyone else so I’m sure you’ll be fine.”
“A year ago? That’s when my final book was published! Wow so this really is Fullbahm. I can’t wait to get down there”
“I’m also excited to see what you’ll do. I’ve been doing what you’ve written since the beginning of this world’s existence. Now that you’re dead and no longer writing, we can truly see how this world will play out.”
“Sorry about that. Especially dealing with Hiro, I know he was a bit needy.”
“It’s all right, just live a full life this time around. Off you go!”
With a flash, Tezuka was gone and my feet was no longer touching space, but touching grass.
