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American hip-hop wannabe diss track 03: Japanese fuckboy
back in the day,
at university
when I was a silly nineteen
and back then, it turned out to be COVID-19
I tried playing on a dating app
I saw this boy,
he was wearin' a white shirt
no face shown
but hey, he said he studied that time in Keio
how should I know?
I never verified tho'
here's a question now
I heard Keio girls are hot chicks
what's this boy doing
tryin'a be lookin' mysterious and sleek?
nah, I don't care
I have no idea about all that
all I know is I'm preoccupied to flirt around
so I slide my direct message
out of all the boys,
this guy actually responded
he says he wants to practice his English (wink wink)
but he didn't know that my profile pic
was taken from a Adobe Photoshop edit
hey, I'm bored and out to have some fun
so my profile looked like Barbara Palvin
yeah, no shit, a supermodel
I rolled my dice
but boy's done playing nice
he started asking something inappropriate
what?
I thought we just bantering around?
come on, I was expecting a good repartee
not you ruining the fun
ugh
I blocked him afterwards
he must've taken it the wrong way
boo, you're no player, no wit
if anything, you're a case almost forgotten
except this moment
see, a lesson learned
if you give a hand, they'll take an arm
or in my case
maybe I shouldn't Adobe Photoshop edit
