転生したら「スマホ」だった件

The goddess asked me,
“Android or iPhone?”

Without hesitation, I said iPhone.
Though back on Earth, I used to be team Android,
I figured — if you’re going to recommend something to people,
it’s gotta be iPhone.

I mean, when a beginner gets lost,
the shared knowledge is all iPhone-based anyway.
And you can get accessories even at a dollar store.

Besides — when I heard another reincarnated soul
turned into a bidet,
I nearly fell over.
At least I’m still kind of a cheat, right?

A bidet, seriously?
If anything, being the developer of TOTO
would’ve been way more useful to foreigners and adventurers alike.

By the way… do heroes in a party ever take a dump?
Or is it like old France,
where they just tossed their poop into the streets?

Maybe dungeons are actually
full of, you know… pee and poop everywhere.