Lying Black-Rimmed Glasses Woman! Talking About Periods – From “Ueda and Women”
ep.56 Lying Black-Rimmed Glasses Woman! Talking About Periods – From “Ueda and Women”
Published: June 28, 2025 17:16
Updated: June 28, 2025 17:40
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Preface
I felt like I was going to gag at the same old irresponsible, lying comedians, and the TV networks that edit things however they please just to hype up the mood.
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Main text
Panda lacks sufficient accumulated data on male brain changes. Why? Because if a woman like Panda tried to collect that data, the inevitable reaction would be, “Ah, so Panda, you want to sleep with me, huh?”
That kind of response makes it impossible to conduct serious academic research.
For that reason, the only people who can actually investigate male brain changes are sex workers or male researchers.
By the way, some people think sex workers get paid a lot, but when you imagine the harsh working environment, I honestly think they’re paid far too little.
Risking sexually transmitted infections just to make that little money—honestly, I’m amazed anyone chooses that job.
But anyway, back to the point.
Panda wanted to watch Gundam Zeek Axe, so I recorded Ueda and the Women Roar at Night (or whatever it’s called), because the recording system forced them to come as a set.
Even though Zeek Axe ended, the system is still recording this show without my permission.
This time’s theme was menstruation, so I decided to see what kind of conversation they’d have.
The long-haired, black-haired woman in black-rimmed glasses lied during such a delicate topic just to give herself more screen time.
She said that on the second day of her period, she was denied a toilet break for six hours.
When she finally went to the bathroom, her underwear was soaked bright red with blood—as red as Chihara Junior’s underwear, she claimed.
If you knew that’s the kind of work environment you were in, wouldn’t you wear period underwear or even an adult diaper?
And someone too timid to ask for a toilet break in a male-dominated workplace isn’t the kind of person who’d appear on this kind of TV program in the first place.
Besides, anyone with actual period experience and who’s had a large leak staining their clothes would never choose to wear a white suit, top and bottom.
Most importantly, if she was really that soaked in blood, it would have leaked onto her clothes, but she didn’t mention that at all.
So, she was obviously exaggerating—or maybe she’s lying about being a woman and is actually a transgender man who’s never had a period.
Or perhaps she’s just a hardcore Haruki Murakami fan. Who knows.
Also, when she said Japanese sanitary products are so good that her flight attendant colleagues stock up and bring them home, she mimed dragging a suitcase with both hands—yet she made it look light, not heavy.
They called her CRAZY COCO. When I looked her up, it turns out she’s a Japanese comedian. But the fact she even scripts and exaggerates period talk for laughs is just repulsive. And on top of that—lying.
This “Coco” woman also claimed her period lasts seven days. In reality, the average is three to seven days, and on day six or seven it’s usually just light staining.
If you’re in so much pain that you need to take medication for the entire seven days, you should be seeing a gynecologist.
Yes, the second day is the hardest—that part is true. But generally, the peak pain is day two, then it gradually lessens.
Another woman, the one in pink, said a photo of hers had the wing of a sanitary pad showing, and someone called it “emo.”
What kind of photo shows a pad wing? Who takes a risqué photo on a period day? And the photographer?
If so, you’re an idiot.
She also said people have asked her if it’s okay to go swimming in a pool or the ocean while on her period. Honestly, for you it’s probably fine. Let’s just say that: “You’ll be fine.”
Then Barbie, with a knowing face, said that when these kinds of talks heat up, opinions like “Women have it easy” start popping up.
That’s because the media gets carried away and pushes biased coverage.
This program itself only treats it as a joke in the first place.
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AI summary
A typical menstrual cycle lasts 3–7 days. If it goes on for more than 8 days, it may be “menorrhagia.” Causes can include hormonal imbalance or uterine issues.
If you experience prolonged bleeding, check the amount and color of the blood and note any pain.
If it’s heavy or prolonged, see a gynecologist. You might also risk anemia.
Keep records of your cycle, and don’t hesitate to get a medical check.
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Panda’s note
If you search “period lasts more than 8 days” on Google, you’ll find the information.
If your pain doesn’t gradually decrease, or if day four still hurts as much as day two, I recommend seeing a gynecologist.
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Afterword
Is this supposed to be their answer to me, Panda?
Even if you lie, you’ll be found out immediately.
I’d better cancel that recording reservation right away.
