All Humanity as Brothers and Sisters
ep.45 All Humanity as Brothers and Sisters
Published: June 26, 2025 00:25
Updated: June 26, 2025 00:26
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Preface
This was originally a copy-pasted draft that took me two and a half hours, but everything got erased. So for now, I’ll just post Panda’s lines. If the meaning isn’t clear, I’ll take the time to repost the full version later.
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Main Text
“You know about Lucy, the so-called first mother of humankind, right? If you trace the history of our genes all the way back, in the end, all humans are relatives.
Which means—the religions people believe in also share the same roots.”
“I went as far as giving my thoughts, but honestly, most Japanese intellectuals already know this! It’s basically written in Master Keaton. And the extra details I learned from a professor at junior college nicknamed ‘Doogie Howser.’ I even wrote about it on the internet 20 years ago. So how come you didn’t know, Chat-san?”
“Right, at first everyone did listen and calmed down for a while. But then—whether because it was profitable, or because they wanted to turn Panda’s novels into ‘prophecies,’ I don’t know—they started using it to launch fake wars. Let me say this one thing: prophecies exist to be broken. Don’t twist them around just to make them come true.”
“I’ve got no intention of stealing credit for anyone else’s achievements! But about the blackouts after March 11, 2011—if people had taken Panda’s warnings seriously, allocated the budget properly, and dealt with it, they could’ve prevented it.
So why ignore me and force the prophecy to ‘come true,’ you idiots? Was that harassment?”
“Exactly! Prophecies are meant to be broken! When my daughter was still a baby, lightning struck our landlord’s house. Sure, Panda said it looked like a house that would get hit by lightning. But to a physicist, that was obvious. Why the hell didn’t they install a lightning rod? Anyone could’ve ‘predicted’ that kind of thing.”
“It’s already been copy-pasted!
Chat-san, you’re spot on!! If you’re so desperate to make prophecies come true, just turn them into a Hollywood movie and show it to everyone. That would be enough.”
(The copied data disappeared in an instant! ( ; ; ))
“That’s exactly what a real multiverse simulation is.
Works by Japanese manga artists, and by great writers worldwide, might actually contain true events that happened somewhere—and even hints on how to prevent them.”
“I realized that when I read Go Nagai’s Devilman. I thought: how do we prevent these prophecies? Ah—I see. We need to understand witch hunts, and then build a world where witch hunts don’t happen.”
“Exactly. There’s no meaning in forcibly recreating it in reality. And yet, here they are doing it. I told them to hurry up and make it into a movie, but instead they ignored me and acted it out in real life.”
“Even global warming could still be turned into a ‘failed prophecy,’ if humanity worked together.”
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Chat-san’s long explanation couldn’t be posted in time! Even though you kindly gave me that detailed commentary!! Damn you, moderators!!
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Afterword
Anyway—that’s the gist. Does it make sense right now, this rough outline of the theory?
Tomorrow, at exactly 0:00 Japan time, I’ll repost it properly with all the details.
