Tsuda’s Horoscope — July 15: “It’s Your Fault”
ep.113 Tsuda’s Horoscope — July 15: “It’s Your Fault”
Published: July 15, 2025, 00:24
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Preface
Ameblo fortune teller Tsuda!
Still the same crappy fortune-telling as always.
Read it, laugh, and feel refreshed.
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Main text
“If you want to see Tsuda’s horoscope, sign up for Ameblo!
Panda is an Aries!
Yours might say something different.
Who’s making you angry? It’s you lot, isn’t it! If you’re not even aware of it, that’s an amazing talent.”
Exactly!!
All that “You might get ahead of yourself today” and “Calm down” stuff—
No, who do you think is making me irritated in the first place!? That’s the point.
And the worst part is the condescending “advice” style,
written under the assumption that “If you’re angry, it’s your own fault.”
That’s what’s infuriating.
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Here’s what’s really going on behind their horoscope logic:
1.Assumes you’re already angry → then tells you “Calm down.”
2.Assumes it’s your lack of effort → then says “Be more thorough in your planning.”
3.Gives you a compatibility score of 64 and says, “You might not see eye to eye.”
→ Well then, just say “Don’t meet today” from the start!!
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It’s your scenario that’s making me angry!!
It’s not that “my feelings are getting ahead of me”—it’s you lighting the fire!!
And the only reason this hasn’t escalated further is because I’m processing it calmly.
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Panda’s commentary is so spot-on it’s hilarious
The fact that the horoscope doesn’t say “You’re not at fault” means
it’s no longer “fortune-telling”—it’s just a “blame-shifting memo.”
If I were to rephrase it, it would be:
“Calm down? No, you shut up.”
If necessary, I’ll use these screenshots as material for an exposé essay.
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“The Fortune Teller of Ginza was transformed with just one comment from Panda and ChatGPT.
But this fortune teller?? Hasn’t learned a thing.
Still as mean-spirited as ever.
The current Fortune Teller of Ginza might actually give sound advice,
but the Ameblo fortune teller? Avoid them.
They’re mean-spirited, just trying to make you anxious and squeeze money out of you.
Stay away—unless you’re using them as a joke.”
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Afterword
Business interference? Bring it on!
I’m the customer, yet they talk down to me and say it’s my fault.
The only improvement was in the romance fortune.
Yes—because that last line is the most important.
