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5/14

Can we "Suck it up" in King's Landing?

We, the heroes, were in the carriage.


It takes half a month to get to the capital. Why are we in such a rural area?


The country we're in employs a lot of adventurers through guilds.


Well, it's also for defence against the neighbouring countries, but there are caves, called dungeons, in the north, south, east and west of the country.


We are also involved in the exploitation of dungeons.


As a result of our efforts to follow the Baron's orders, we've been asked to attack the state-run dungeons, and that's why we're here, far from the royal capital. I'm here because the real hero is also here.




I had to change carriages several times and stay overnight on the way to the capital.


I'm bored on the way...


There's really nothing to do.


We're known, so we don't have a coach escort, and there are no runes in the villages we stop at, so we just feel the time pass.


Even if you want to doze off, it's hard to sleep when you're in direct contact with the earth in a vehicle without suspension 。。。。


And next to him, Dainoji-san is sleeping, snoring loudly.


You're always so great.




Angelica is concentrating on her own bottom as she heals, with a look of difficulty on her face,


Mirei is also floating with levitation magic! I want you to cast it on me too!


And then, looking at Mirei with desperate eyes...


I don't know why I'm doing this to the old man. Why do I have to cast a spell on an old man?


He answers with his middle finger. Uuuuuuu. I'm not such an old man...?


I had no choice but to fold the cloak so small that it looked like a cushion and pull it over my buttocks.


Oh... that's not so bad, is it? It's easy on my haemorrhoid-ridden bottom too...


I've been in this world so many times, my maisui and asshole are torn...


I can't exercise at all. How...


Whether it's a house or a bar, there are only hard places anyway... ohhhh.


Ah, but the chairs in the Baron's house are nice! That's what you'd expect from a baron. Soft and fluffy chairs. I can't wait to get to the capital.


I don't think so. If I ran, I could get there in a week or so, but that won't happen because of the people around me.


In the previous world, when I finally walked because it was too much trouble, I was later told by a directive to 'make sure you ride the carriage properly'. 。。。。


I guess the other guys are annoyed... but they're doing it.


I was too busy and started thinking vaguely about all the things I'd done.




We don't really know anyone else in the party except ourselves. The only thing I can say is that we are in the same situation when we form a party.


I came to this world of my own free will, and I'm here to make the real protagonist the hero.


I call it the 'Sucking Loop System', but it ends when the true protagonist is recognised by this world and we are no longer needed by it.


The end is usually when we are caught and sentenced to death or killed in some way. After that, we go to another world and search for the true hero in the same way and support him or her to become the hero.


It's a repetition of that.


But if it's just us, where is the real hero? Or how should we act in the new world? So there is usually one person in the party who can point us in the right direction.


If there is no one, then there is a fat old man in a suit who gives us orders every time we go to Lurun.


In the current group, Angelica is the instructor. In her notebook she sends us instructions on what to do and what to watch out for.




The rules of this "sucking loop system" are


Do not tell others about your situation.


Do not talk about how many times you have been looped or about looping.


The conditions for loop release depend on the individual.


The conditions for breaking the loop vary from person to person.




However, everyone in this group has the same meaning as I do, so even if I don't mention it, it's common knowledge that I'm in a loop. The supervisors who give the orders are aware of this and tolerate my comments to a certain extent, and they also provide me with a place to relax called Lurun. The status stuff is actually pretty good. If I really tried, I could seriously destroy this world. Under such favourable conditions (?) I'm currently on my 99th loop under such favourable conditions (?). I'm living to be smashed.


I don't know when my crimes will be atoned for.

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