Poetry '25

Have a Nice Dinner, Tupperwares, I'll Feed It to My Dogs, Thank You

Have a nice dinner

Here's your packed leftovers from our get together

Thank you, my dogs are hungry.

A good way to kill time,

Perfect insult

Never found a day a bastard could be so cruel

Perfect en suite and tie,

Clean cut to his hair,

Always polite

His shoes really do shine

Is this buffet or Michelin?

So is it?

Thank you,

I'd like to feed these dishes to my dogs.